How to make the Cake of Doom:
1. Find a promising cake recipe online with positive reviews.
2. Combine eggs, flour, vanilla essence, milk etc into a bowl. Mix until you have a promising cake batter that smells pretty promising.
3. Place cake into preheated oven at the temperature specified by the recipe.
4. After 3 minutes, realise that a burning smell is coming from the oven. Open oven to find that the cake has somehow been burnt all over on top but remains quite raw underneath.
5. Be alarmed by smoke issuing from the oven.
6. Decide to counteract this by flipping cake over and baking the raw base.
7. Take cake out from oven after 2.5 hrs of attempted 'fixing' and initiate an emergency operation using a knife and pink icing.
8. Realise, halfway through the operation, that said cake has already gone to a better place. Humanely dispose of cake.
Sadly reflect on what could have been:
9. Wash up the huge mess created by emergency operation.
If you complete all these steps, you have succeeded in making the Cake of Doom!
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